How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs