How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.