What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"