What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.