Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.