Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.