Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.