He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Octopus Prime.
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
A tardigrade!
None, that's what students are for.
Lunch 11:35.
Cancer
Their i's don't work
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.