Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Because Paracetamol on fire.

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It scares their dogs too much

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Nice shades. (sorry)

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Why are you home from school so early?

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...