Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan