Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef