What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.