What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus