How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus