What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.