Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.