How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)