How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls