How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.