Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!