What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists