Crystal Methodists Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.