Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.