Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.