What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.