What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger