What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen