What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?

My bike.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey