What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)