How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.