What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him