Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)