Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol