Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden