Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.