Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!