Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.