Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.