Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.