What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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Onions" was his dog... D:

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They both came in a little behind.

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I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Buffa lo

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A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!