What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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The dive-in

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Is it about black people

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!