What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.