What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea