Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Yes, what is it "

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.