Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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The octopus because it is well armed.

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Snail-boats

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.