What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.