What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!