What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done?

Gone private.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!