He took his wife for granite.
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Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
Stone deaf...
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
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Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
He wanted stable employment
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Quatro Sinco
Because it's made out of vibranium.
Mace.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Peaking duck!
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Subwhey.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
