Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Lawn Chair Jokes More Lawn Chair Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.