Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Lawn Chair Jokes More Lawn Chair Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.