When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license