What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!