Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!