Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie