What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.