What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.