What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.