What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !