What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.