Gnome Jokes

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"