A metronome!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Gnomenclature.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
It failed the Smaug test.
A small arms dealer.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
He didn't have a Gar
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
A tire.
Because they can't dress themselves.
Just a little
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
