What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.