What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.