Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine