Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.