Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.