How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret