He fingered a minor.
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A pizza can feed a family of four
Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Would you like fries with that?"
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Two plains.
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
1 corpsepower
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
He catches a buzz.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
They have crystal balls so they see it coming.
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
In A minor.
I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage
Prison food
