What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.